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Tales of Zombies (in Actual Haiku form)

my neighbors still slept

as the zombies crept through town

they awoke undead

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mom threw a grenade

the zombie blew up, alas,

blood got in her mouth

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 gunning down zombies,

 my arm was bitten. weeping,

 i hacked it clean off

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 later i saw mom

 dead-eyed, moaning, and bloody

 and slit my lone wrist

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 nora burned the stairs

zombies piled up beneath her

rotten hands grasping

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nora stayed upstairs

after five days of terror

she starved to death there

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dad was cleverest

he fled to the Atlantic

to escape by boat

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wading through driftwood

he found a russian u-boat

full of gnarled corpses

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not dead as they seemed

the kremlin zombies leapt up

and ate my dad’s brains