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Soccer Dog: The Movie

In my infinite curiosity, I purchased this charming gem from Cub Foods on my last trek before graduating.  I was intrigued: “The Movie”?  What previous iterations has this wonderful canine embarked upon as to warrant a subtitle?  I have yet to watch it, but here are some Netflix reviews of this Air Bud spin-off.  
    I have seen/rated over 1,500 movies on this site. I can safely say that this was the very worst of them. Horrid acting, terrible dialogue. Maybe that was to be expected, but it wasn’t even silly, or cute enough for the kids to enjoy. Instead it was a lot of creepy adults yelling, and looking ominous in every other scene. My 6 & 10 year olds have never told me to turn off a movie before. Well they were begging me too! I finished the rest later just to give it a fair shake. It didn’t deserve it.
    This is the first time I have truly felt the need to write a review of a movie. This movie was terrible on so many levels I dont know where to begin. I foolishly looked at only one review of this movie and, looking at that same review again, I would guess the P.R. people from the movie actually wrote it. I really don’t know if it was the weird dog catcher and most of the other bad characters or the fact that one of the adults drugged a kid so his own kid could try and throw the game that bothered me most.
And, the sequel:
   The stereotypes of the Scottish are insulting terrible. I would not recommend this film for anyone.